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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

09.06.2025 07:56

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Then let's have some coffee

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : I don't drink

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I'm 24.

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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Me : Sure.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Tea ?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Thank you.